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Arne

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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #270 on: March 02, 2017, 12:07:11 AM »
Quote from: Cedwyn on March 01, 2017, 05:43:43 PM
Someone get the Sharpie out and draw a mustache on his face...I'll buy the T-shirt that says "I attacked Saxons and all I was a sucking chest wound."


Ooooo . . . that would call for  Blood Eagles tour shirt in return.   ;D
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Geoffrey

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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #271 on: March 02, 2017, 08:11:12 AM »
Quote from: Arne on March 02, 2017, 12:05:39 AM
Quote from: Rodric on March 01, 2017, 06:39:28 PM
Quote from: Arne on March 01, 2017, 05:09:27 PM
If Arne was awake, he'd say let's get the hell out of here and damn the 1 HP.   ;)

See, see. Listen to murder hobo, murder hobo is wise. :)


Murder hobo also pledged all of us to help out a faux-Roman putz that probably doesn't care what we accomplished for him . . .  ;)

Which has given us the chance to try to convince him to return with us to see Uther and allowed Arne and Valka to shed some saxon blood.  You're welcome. :P
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Cedwyn

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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #272 on: March 02, 2017, 10:04:53 AM »
Quote from: Rodric on March 02, 2017, 08:11:12 AM
Quote from: Arne on March 02, 2017, 12:05:39 AM
Quote from: Rodric on March 01, 2017, 06:39:28 PM
Quote from: Arne on March 01, 2017, 05:09:27 PM
If Arne was awake, he'd say let's get the hell out of here and damn the 1 HP.   ;)

See, see. Listen to murder hobo, murder hobo is wise. :)

I'm wondering why and how Trax got here...
Murder hobo also pledged all of us to help out a faux-Roman putz that probably doesn't care what we accomplished for him . . .  ;)

Which has given us the chance to try to convince him to return with us to see Uther and allowed Arne and Valka to shed some saxon blood.  You're welcome. :P
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Geoffrey

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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #273 on: March 02, 2017, 10:12:47 AM »
Quote from: Cedwyn on March 02, 2017, 10:04:53 AM
Quote from: Rodric on March 02, 2017, 08:11:12 AM
Quote from: Arne on March 02, 2017, 12:05:39 AM
Quote from: Rodric on March 01, 2017, 06:39:28 PM
Quote from: Arne on March 01, 2017, 05:09:27 PM
If Arne was awake, he'd say let's get the hell out of here and damn the 1 HP.   ;)

See, see. Listen to murder hobo, murder hobo is wise. :)

Murder hobo also pledged all of us to help out a faux-Roman putz that probably doesn't care what we accomplished for him . . .  ;)

Which has given us the chance to try to convince him to return with us to see Uther and allowed Arne and Valka to shed some saxon blood.  You're welcome. :P
I'm wondering why and how Trax got here...

He didn't/isn't here.  Trax is not a hobo.  ;D
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Valka

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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #274 on: March 02, 2017, 10:45:12 AM »
Quote from: Rodric on March 02, 2017, 08:11:12 AM
Which has given us the chance to try to convince him to return with us to see Uther and allowed Arne and Valka to shed some saxon blood.  You're welcome. :P

Are you sure it was more for Arne and Valka shedding Saxon blood and not Rodric? ;)
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Geoffrey

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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #275 on: March 02, 2017, 11:00:17 AM »
Quote from: Valka on March 02, 2017, 10:45:12 AM
Quote from: Rodric on March 02, 2017, 08:11:12 AM
Which has given us the chance to try to convince him to return with us to see Uther and allowed Arne and Valka to shed some saxon blood.  You're welcome. :P

Are you sure it was more for Arne and Valka shedding Saxon blood and not Rodric? ;)

Oh look at the time, I gotta be somewhere doing something sometime really soon... :P
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Arne

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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #276 on: March 02, 2017, 05:29:34 PM »
Arne was secured but Valka wasn't finished yet. Tightly gripping an axe in hand she moved back down to the Saxon on the beach. Her grunts and noise of the axe could be heard as it chopped down over and over again.

Eventually she trudged back to the horses, a splattered crimson mess with an even bloodier makeshift bag in her hand, wrapped with the Saxon’s clothes. She secured it as well as a particular greatspear to her horse and made ready to leave.


Coolest.
Wife.
E-varrrr.
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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #277 on: March 02, 2017, 05:38:58 PM »
+1
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Arne

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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #278 on: March 02, 2017, 08:06:29 PM »
There's gonna be a battle, and Arne is gonna be incapacitated.  Here's how he feels:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFxkkI9Z-ac
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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #279 on: March 02, 2017, 08:11:41 PM »
lol
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Geoffrey

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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #280 on: March 02, 2017, 08:53:08 PM »
I can see it. :)

Corey, ask how they did. I want to know if we kicked their asses in ship burning.
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Arne

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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #281 on: March 03, 2017, 12:35:54 AM »
The Centurion looks annoyed at the question. "Two dozen ships burned, and that many Saxon warriors, most of which scattered and ran."


Pffft.  Amateurs.  Let's see, what did we get?  Thirty three ships burning and over a score of Saxon warriors - all of which were cut down?
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Cedwyn

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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #282 on: March 03, 2017, 07:17:40 AM »
We just showed their pansy Roman asses up. Armored cav rules!
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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #283 on: March 03, 2017, 08:29:51 AM »
No wonder he wasn't happy we asked.

Quote from: Valka on March 02, 2017, 11:20:40 PM
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"My dearest Arne, I love you so much I can't stand to see you in such pain."

Valka pulls out a very bloody axe.

Whack whack whack whack.

"There, rest in peace my beloved."

:p
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Cedwyn

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Re: Year 487 Summer Campaign
« Reply #284 on: March 03, 2017, 10:01:28 AM »
Quote from: Rodric on March 03, 2017, 08:29:51 AM
No wonder he wasn't happy we asked.

Quote from: Valka on March 02, 2017, 11:20:40 PM
Valka Love:Family (yolo!!)
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"My dearest Arne, I love you so much I can't stand to see you in such pain."

Valka pulls out a very bloody axe.

Whack whack whack whack.

"There, rest in peace my beloved."

:p

Something seems off...

Quote from: Rodric on March 03, 2017, 08:29:51 AM
"My dearest Arne, I love you so much I can't stand to see you in such pain."

Valka pulls out a very bloody axe.

Whack whack whack whack.

"There, rest in pieces my beloved."

There...I fixed it for you.
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